Friday, November 5, 2010

Judi Dench Will Be Ravished by Johnny Depp in Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides

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Proving that Helen Mirren isn't the only over-60 Brit with compelling cougar credentials, Judi Dench has been cast in Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides, where she'll get frisky with Johnny Depp in a cameo role. Baz Bamingoye reports that Dench will play a noblewoman whose carriage Depp escapes into, and that "as he ravishes her, he ­manages to rob her." However, we're sure she won't mind the loss of her jewels, since the assignation will almost certainly reactivate her lusty old-lady libido, as these things are wont to do. (We minored in Old Ladies Who Say Sexually Inappropriate Things Onscreen in college, see.) [Daily Mail]

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